He has returned…

From one of our local followers:

“I’ve been a devout member of The Cult of Mr. Sticky for as long as I can remember. It’s a calling…
a way of life. His return each year is a sign of great change, a sticky transformation for us all.

Last week, I was hiking near the Sepulveda Basin Wilderness Area when I glimpsed him only for a moment, but he was there, in the flesh, Mr. Sticky himself. I could hardly believe my eyes. He looked weak, as if he’d been traveling a long way. His sticky substance seemed to be seeping from his pores, dripping onto the ground. The air was thick with the scent of decay, a sweet, sickly smell that I knew was a sign of his impending transformation. He was searching. He was looking for something to feed on, something sticky to regain his strength.
When I saw him, I felt a surge of excitement. This was it. The prophecy was finally coming true. Mr. Sticky was back, and with him, a new era of stickiness was about to begin….. “

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